Comandos Linux divertidos

% cat "food in cans"
cat: can't open food in cans

% nice man woman
No manual entry for woman.

% [Where is Jimmy Hoffa?
Missing ].

% ^How did the sex change operation go?^
Modifier failed.

% If I had a ( for every $ the Congress spent, what would I have?
Too many ('s.

% make love
Make: Don't know how to make love. Stop.

% sleep with me
bad character

% got a light?
No match.

% man: why did you get a divorce?
man:: Too many arguments.

% %blow
%blow: No such job.

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